Useful definitions for various stages of inebriation take you from sober to hung-over in six silly stages! For example, the definition for sober reads, "Possessed of iron will, but often lacking a sense of humour. Helpful with washing up, finding cds and lifts home. Probably in need of several stiff drinks!" Glass with silkscreened text and clear rubber feet. Approximately 3" x 3" each.