There are certain times in a guy's life when everything changes, and turning 30 is a huge milestone. To make things a little smoother on this momentous occasion, Esquire lets you know exactly what a man should no longer be doing. Here are just a few of the never-to-be-forgotten, wildly funny rules about the old habits you simply have to leave behind:
See any movie with elves, mutants, wookies, or other non-human characters on opening night
Figure out which dirty words are spelled by phone number
High five in a business situation
Have any furniture that involves cinder blocks
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